okay so this girl in my class was talking about her boyfriend and their relationship and she was like ”he’s the romeo to my juliet” so i just said ”i’ll be the romeo to your tybalt” and she smiled and said that was sweet
i just told her i wanted to kill her
Kim Possible been facetiming since 2002..
Zenon had Facetime before any of us.
zenon’s in the future. she had facetime AFTER everyone. and look at that cruddy picture quality and how thick that thing is. future’s gonna be laaaaaame.
Into every generation, a Slayer is born.
I’VE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR THE LAST FIVE MINUTES STRAIGHT
The Pho Challenge at Bistro B in Garland, Texas
Pho Challenge (by Kiet Van)
I AM CRYING
Omfg it’s the size of a swimming pool holy fuck
oh he so hungry yeah he want two pho
WHAT THE FUCK… I want one
|—||a buddy of mine with a killer mindset (via angeltrouble)|
I wanted to be Wednesday Adams, and I became Debbie
I just had a moment…..is this Sheila from Shameless.
Joan Cusack is a national treasure. Debbie was one of best characters.
we shall now turn our attention to fucking dragons because, what the fuck, dragons
THATS WHAT IM FUCKNJG TOALKABIGN ABOUT, 100%, THOS E ARE LIKE 3 FUCKING DRAGONS RIGHT THERE
parents who vaccinate their children without their consent are terrible parents, no exceptions.
parents who let their children die of completely preventable diseases because they think 8 year olds are capable of making their own medical decisions are terrible parents. no exceptions
are you a boy? your clothes are boy clothes.
are you a girl? your clothes are girl clothes.
are you outside the binary of boy and girl? so are your clothes.
did someone just tell you your clothes don’t match your gender identity? they are a trashcan and their clothes are trashcan clothes.
Wow, 3D printers have really come a long way.